Not that I'd want to. However the fact that it would be within the realm of legal possibility should scare the heck out of you all. I know it scares me. That's why I probably will not get drunk. Still-the concept is really scary.
o.0 Because I'm scary enough when I'm sober. You can ask my boyfriend.
I do things like forget peanut butter jars have foil around the rim and then try to soften the peanut butter in the microwave and then be surprised when it explodes (scared the crap outta me). Another time I injured myself very badly trying to slice cheese with an apple peeler (That hurt). I also tried to open the back door with mah elbow once and ended up putting my arm through the crappy old glass that broke on impact and got a shiny new tetanus shot as a reward the next day (That REALLY hurt)! I once overfilled my humidifier, forgot to dry off the power switch and nearly electrocuted myself when I turned it on (That hurt bad AND scared the crap outta me) Bear in mind, this all happened when I was sober. Sleep deprived maybe, but sober nonetheless. I have more stories about being stupid but you gotta bribe me for 'em.
Now- I DARE you to imagine me doing the same kind of stupid things-but totally tanked! I bet I just made at least ONE of you scream, and now your neighbors are probably debating about whether or not to call the cops. My work here is done. Happy birthday to me. *swigs coffee*
Oh wait. This be an arts site. Imma spossed to tell you why there is all of one, single, ichi, picture in mah profile thing-a-ma-jiggy. Well the scanner is stuck under a million pounds of Not My Crap and I need a graphics tablet. I'm saving for one now, should be shiny. Until then, Bass can keep you company. Sorry he's not very social. I'll have to talk to him about that. Might upload some of my older crap or *gasp* TRY to color with the mouse again. Hurts my wrist though T.T
-Kit


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Meow!
David: "Be a man!"
Kendra: "But I'm a woman!"
David: "Who lied to you?!"
Mark: "I wonder what Kendra actually looks like..."
Kendra: "Yeah, me too."
But anyways...
Haiii!!
Comic-Con is awesome! I loves it too! Squee~! >w<
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Ever to be found and yet never to be seen...,
the stream of all and none as life and death in one...
...is the flow of time itself.
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92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
*siiigh*
Er. More like one of those...three month periods of time...yeah, that's what I got.
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92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
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Sir Warrick: I know him. And I think he's a psychotic low-life.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic low-life community.
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